If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Revenge porn

Child pornography

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What is truer than that which is true?

Insurrection

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

Terroristic threats

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Threats of violence

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Insider trading

Conspiracy

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

Trade secrets

Perjury

And much, much more.

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

False advertising

No freedom is absolute.